Shahreil has always been my fellow MSN companion when it comes to chatting utter garbage. Put two jobless and foolish people together, and the amount of trash they can speak of is endless. Here's part of my tribute to my dear shit-mouthed brother aka 'My Immaculate Dreams'.
On His Celebrity Status:-
[02:24:14 AM] for you i bleed myself dry says: DAH DAPAT KEJE KE BELUM
[02:24:14 AM] for you i bleed myself dry says: NAMPAK TAK BENDA NI
[02:24:25 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says : blum lah girl
[02:24:32 AM] for you i bleed myself dry says: girl?ape ni nyah?
[02:24:57 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says : tak bleh ke?kan kiut
[02:25:08 AM] for you i bleed myself dry says: kiut sangat macam nak sepak
[02:25:23 AM] for you i bleed myself dry says: asal skarang kau dah tak hang out ngan kitorang
[02:25:33 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says : mana ada?aku hangout per..kalau aku ada duit
[02:25:48 AM] for you i bleed myself dry says: ya la...kau kan dah jadi star skarang mane la nak campur orang orang biasa
[02:26:04 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says : mek bingit.. kau tak pernah ajak aku kluar
[02:26:13 AM] for you i bleed myself dry says: memang la...aku pun segan la kan
[02:26:29 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says : tau.. kau patut segan
[02:26:30 AM] for you i bleed myself dry says: ye la....kan shahril bakri.sapa tak kenal
[02:26:41 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says : shahrEil bakri k..ada 'E'
[02:27:05 AM] for you i bleed myself dry says: oh, maaf ye cik.mana la aku tau, aku tak serasi ngan dunia celebrity
[02:27:56 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says : nanti aku ajak kau masuk lah
[02:28:03 AM] for you i bleed myself dry says: tak nak la.aku mane ade x factor macam kau. kau kan serupa benar macam bill cosby. sebijik
[02:29:01 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says : terima kasih
On Financial Stability and Good Looks:-
[04:18:34 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: aku nak tunjuk aku miskin hahahaha
[04:18:48 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: eh, aku pun miskin la...trust me reil
[04:18:54 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: tulah.. ni suma kau nyer pasal.. balasan tuhan!
[04:19:00 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: memang.main kuda lagi
[04:19:09 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: bukan kuda...aku cakap kau lah penyebab nyer
[04:19:37 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: tuhan marah aku halau cik leh bila dia nak join aku makan.. bukan aku nak..kau yang suroh
[04:19:49 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: tima kasih....pandai kau meng-shift kan blame kepada orang lain.memang dasar jantan tak bertanggungjawab
[04:21:21 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: aku nak bukak flea market ah
[04:21:28 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: eh aku nak join!!!!!!!!!!!
[04:21:45 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: bukak lah sendiri..stall aku dah plan ada tiga orang.. aku,cousin aku, dgn member aku
[04:22:23 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: sudah la tak nak dengar
[04:22:39 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: ajak lah farah gee..pas tu kita jual sebelah2...
[04:22:51 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: pas tu aku main busok...
[04:23:05 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: alah...confirm stall aku banyak...sebab aku lawa
[04:23:06 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: jual sama mende ngan kau tapi dgn harga yang lebih murah hehehehe
[04:23:18 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: stall aku lagi banyak.. pasal aku celebrity
[04:23:29 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: orang tak nak Hanyut macam kau
[04:23:30 AM].: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: eh kau nak dgr cita eksen aku tapi ni cita betul
[04:23:40 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: ape
[04:24:37 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: yati nyer adik, aini, nyer kawan cakap aku hensem, pas tu satu nak mintak nombor tepon... satu lagi makcik dia suroh mintak autograph.. hahaha.. aku lepak siak bila dgr
[04:25:08 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: dia cakap nak sedapkan hati kau je. bukan aku tak tau
[04:25:18 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: aku dah agak dah mesti kau cakap gitu. apalah salah nyer...kau accept jer the fact aku ni hemsem
[04:26:04 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: takde salahnye aku accept.... salahnye cuma kau ni memang tak hensem
[04:26:20 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: takperlah.. lain orang lain opinion..betul tak jah?
[04:26:49 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: betul joyah. cuma banyak orang nye opinion smua sama ngan aku
[04:27:37 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: kalau kau hensem sangat, kau tak tertanya ke di sudut hati kecil kau...kenapa kawan kawak pompuan kita, termasuk aku yang good taste rabak, tak tergila gila kan kau
[04:27:52 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: pasal kau malu..envious..
[04:28:00 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: envious of?
[04:28:00 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: tak rasa diri kau tu layak
[04:28:24 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: memang aku tak layak...aku layak dengan someone much better...you know tat
[04:28:32 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: takperlah...kes pasal kehenseman aku.. hanya tuhan saje yang tau
[04:29:39 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: memang...tuhan tu maha adil...dia menunjukkan kebenarannnya dengan tidak membuat ramai wanita gilakan kau. ye tak?
[04:30:04 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: tau.. pasal tak baik tenung lelaki hensem lama2 buat napsu naik.. dosa..
[04:30:08 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: tu la... orang tak pandang pun...ape lagi tenung eh
[04:30:49 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: dahlah.. aku tak mau continue.. pasal dua2 mesti takkan mengaku kalah..
[04:31:24 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: sudahla aku boboal ngan kau mesti banyakdosa la reil. kau macam sial
[04:31:49 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: tau pun.. pasal membohongi diri sendiri dan members tu memang dosa
[04:32:04 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: kalau lupa diri lagi teruk
[04:32:17 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: eh sudahlah!
[04:32:19 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: diam ah..
[04:32:47 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: kang aku tak amek moto karang besok pagi. takkan dia nak delivery kot
[04:32:56 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: kot ka pa. da feeling mat johor pulak
[04:33:03 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: biasala...dah dua kali shooting dgn mat mesia...
[04:33:25 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: ye la... celebrity la kan. kau kan perosak anak dara
[04:33:58 AM].: My Immaculate Dreams:. says : aku tak rasa dia dara hahahaha
[04:34:07 AM]for you i bleed myself dry says: perosak anak orang
[04:34:12 AM] .: My Immaculate Dreams:. says: aku tu boleh..ok tu boleh. bye bye
